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*open creaking door and peek in*

... :O ... oh, my, it's everything like i left it some... uh... some time ago... :sneeze: ... *exactly* like then actually!!! Does nobody ever dust here... :shakefist: ... oh... oh! ... *why* i asked....?

Anyhow, before i get back to scrubbing floors... it's good to be home! I feel...

:excited:

... i feel...

:happycry:

... i feel...

:slyfart:...

ahhh!! I feel much better now! :D

...erm... must've been the beans sauce yesterday... :paranoid:...


Oh, well... i've been away long, uh? I'm pretty mush sure at least someone remember me still (dam... i had to pick the lock to get in so someone darn sure hasn't forgot... ;) ) and i really wish to thank all those who sent me msgs, notes and comments, *and* i'm sorry for not replying before, but times have been... not good... :shrug:... hopefully i'll have some more time and be some more active in the near future... ;)

Meanwhile, i notice someone (:iconclaudiacangini:) slipped a tag under the door taking advantage of my absence... such shameless technques!! :shakefist:... i thought i was the only using them dammit... :paranoid:...

So lessee... 8 random things about me... well... the good part about these kind of tags is that i can just say whathever comes to my mind at the moment... which, in the end, is exactly what i do 98% of the time... :rofl:... here goes:

  1. I work in software engineering (and love doing so), but, weird enough for this field, i can't understand a word about computer hardware and basically *anything* that isn't software... "uh? Plug? You mean a plug-in?" :lmao:
  2. I *hate* to leave renders running overnight since i sleep in the same room the computer is in... and i could never find a silent enough vent dammit!!! :shakefist: :sleep:
  3. Gold may be more valuable, but i think silver looks waaay better... ;) ... not that it matters much since i don't wear anything apart from clothes (hey!! Those i wear... it wasn't me at the park.. :omg: ... really!!!)
  4. I can't stand unfinished stories (apart from those i write of course... *cough cough*... :paranoid:) so i often buy books that i *know* i won't like just because i made the mistake of reading the first book in the series and i *have* to see how it ends!
  5. Gimme ham anytime!!! :#1:... :hungry:
  6. I never bought a (movie) dvd... i only own six and they're all gifts! No, really!! Preciousssss.... :paranoid:...
  7. I think my boss hate me because (among other things, that is... :rofl:) i start coding *first* and plan *later*... which is mostly what i do with anything else... ;)
  8. I always bring a... bag? [suspect spelling error detected... grammar task force sent to terminate the offender] at work, but the only thing actually useful in it is my cell phone... :paranoid:... which of course is only useful when i actually remember to recharge it, which doesn't happen that often... oh, well... living is also doing useless thing, right? :shrug:... ;)


And with that i think my online time for today is almost at end... (dammit... has DA got even slower than before or it is just me... :O ) so i guess i'll take my leave for now, but...

'Till next time,
peace,
Grim

:wave:
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I am...

2 min read


You are The Magician

Skill, wisdom, adaptation. Craft, cunning, depending on dignity.

Eleoquent and charismatic both verbally and in writing,  you are clever, witty, inventive and persuasive.

The Magician is the male power of creation, creation by willpower and desire. In that ancient sense, it is the ability to make things so just by speaking them aloud. Reflecting this is the fact that the Magician is represented by Mercury. He represents the gift of tongues, a smooth talker, a salesman. Also clever with the slight of hand and a medicine man - either a real doctor or someone trying to sell you snake oil.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.


~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~



I saw this around (:icontasharene: and :iconfrejaart:) and... well... tarots are really not my thing (being basically a skeptical on almost anything... :nod:) but it sounded fun and soooo.... ;)

... btw... can i interest you in this guaranteed ointment that will grant you:
  • long life, (at least longer than it would be it you don't buy it and a war band of trolls *totally incidentally* stumble upon your home)
  • eternal beauty, (after all beauty is in the eye of the beholder and i can grant you that in the eyes of the Slimy Little Icky Cowardly Kodold (S.L.I.C.K.) that lives in my dungeon you'll be eternally beautiful unless he wants to become one head shorter)
  • immunity to taxes, (details of which must be dealt by you personally with your local government of course)
  • and (since it's made with the secretions of some rare giant slug bred by an ancient sect of thai monks) persistent stink? (which is always a bonus with all the mosquitos around those days)


It would be worth at least $3000 but i'm gonna cut me own throat and let you have it for just $42 a vial! get it while it's still... er... slimy!

;) Peace all,
Grim
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Taggy tag tag!!

5 min read
Duh-uh!!! Here's what happen when you aren't paying attention - i get distracted a moment and... a lot of things happens!!! Looks a sort of habit for me to post a journal when i'm posting an image... :nod:

Just to start i have two taggy tags!!! :omfg: by :iconqueenflamewing: and :iconfrejaart: - let's start with those shall we? ;)

Rules (boys... don't you hate this word...? ;)):
Each person must list 8 facts about themselves.
Each tag should write a journal of each of these facts.
Pick 8 more artists to be tagged and post them in the end of your journal.
Go to each artists' page and tell them they've been tagged.

Lessee.... eight things... i doubt i have that many interesting facts... i doubt i have that many facts as a matter of... uh.. fact... yes.... :blush:...

  1. I talk to my cats... least there's someone who doesn't run away when i talk to them... :shrug: (ok, ok... they run away too unless it's lunchtime... but a small victory is better than a total defeat, isn't it?)
  2. I don't dream often - when i do, often it's an interesting story (unlike the ones i write when i'm awake... :lmao:) so i try to dump it down when i wake. That way later on when i'm calmer and have more time, i can... ergh... try to make a sense out of the mounds of nonsense i wrote after waking up at 5AM... uh... nevermind...
  3. I burn everything i make or download on CDs (and only cds)... but i don't tag them in any way, so to find out a given file it takes usually as much time as it would to download it again... :roll:
  4. As much as i'm flighty (the tons of WIPs on my hd can attest to this... :O), i hate, hate, hate (cfr: hate) to leave a story midway - sometimes i don't buy books that are part of trilogies or something if i think they'll not be published in whole.... and sometimes i buy the whole series at once even without knowing if i'll like them, since i know already that i will want to know how it ends up anyway... ;)
  5. I love videogames, especially adventures, rpgs and strategic ones... but i suck big time at one and all!! :rofl: (btw... where the heck has my cheat sheet for tic-tac-toe ended up dammit...)
  6. Well... this one may be obvious... but i love to prank... my boss often has fits when it has to ask me for serious job-related things... he usually delegates the duty to the colleague on the desk front mine... i wonder why... :confused:...
  7. I *dread* bees, wasps and pretty much anything else with a stinger (those missile launchers are nasty...) - and it's not rational fear but pure panic... i was ready to make a three meter jump at 14 rather than try my luck with a swarm of bees... or wait next to them till they'd go away
  8. Despite my backbone deeply disagreeing (much to my own dismay) i love cold wheater! I used to work with only a shirt even in full winter (i was working in the open at the time)... something not wise, as years have proven... :O ... kids, don't try this at home! :no:


:phew: done!!! :D Wot?!!? Eight other people to condemn to the flames of thought?!? No way, son!! ;) (besides... one has to break *some* rules, right? ;))

But then.... spunky!!! :omfg: (x2) I popped in here unaware and... found myself subscribed!! I mean... i mean... uh... well... i'm subscribed... erm.. with all the fancy stuff... you know? Ok, ok... not a decisive step for humanity, but still a step forward on my plan for world domination! :evillaugh: ... so... thank you to the anonymous gifter, whoever he/she/it (bar the option you're not interested in) is! :bow:

And last but not least... erm... i can't remember... but i'm sure it was something so terribly interesting that... uh... 42?

Cheers,
Grim
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Me? Weird?

4 min read
'kaye folk... i know, i know... you're thinking "he already posted an image... what else does he want to bore us with now? :roll:"... but, eh! Since i noticed :iconartistvortex: sent me this tag about saying 6 weird things about me, i thought i'd get the chance to remind you that I'm not weird!!! Really!! :crazy: it's the rest of the world that is weird... *cough* - anyway i might just as well tell you 6 of my *absolutely normal* habits! :evileye:

  • I wash my hands. I mean it. Continuosly. :paranoid: I keep getting shouted at for it, but at least soap producers love me! :love:
  • When i was a child we used to move a lot with my family (for my father's job) and as a result still today i tend to get sleepy on long car or train travels :yawn: ... which probably explain (along with my legendary tendency to distraction) why i tried to closely examine the bark of a tree without leaving my car... :O (dun worry, peeps... i only drive when absolutely necessary... you should be safe.. uh... maybe...)
  • Crowds make me uneasy... which wouldn't be that bad if not for the fact that my concept of a "crowd" means more than two people! LOL! Especially if i don't know them! :blush:
  • I love written communication! I've had a colleague that worked with me for almost a year, and with which i must've talked only a handful of times, but we would often stop by for long chitchats in MSN... which couldn't be so weird if not for the fact that she was on the desk behind me! :roll: (but then... despise what tales say about me, i've always had trouble speaking with my behind... :O)
  • I can't seem to use my pc the easy way... it has been pointed to me that by the way i set up my desktop options and such, it is basically *unuseable* by anyone else! My boss has a fit everytime we need to check something on my working station! :D (for the "technicals" out there, i'm also one of those old cots that still prefer programming in text editor even while super-fancy and super-easy IDEs are available... and that despise being a top-notch lazy arse!)
  • I am long-winded! :lmao:! As you probably have noticed already, on average it takes me half a page to write something that could be expressed in two lines.... and most of said words are completely useless, if not unrelated at all, to the concept under explanation... :blahblah: ... that is probably why the chief of my current projecft has refused to discuss the project further with me ever since her earphones broke and until she get new ones... O.O


Hummm... *pokes the sleeping ones with a stick* ... i'm done... you can go now... shooo, shooo!! :D No tags as always, but if someone cares to let me know his/her 6 weird habits feel free to! ;)

Till next time,
Grim
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Oh, my... :roll: ... been hit again... next time i see the salesman who sold me this invisibility cloak he'll have a bad quarter - he guaranteed me it was finely sewn by an ancient monastic order living up a mystical mountain... it was like 400 gold pieces, but he said he was cutting his own throat so i could have it for 15...

Ok... the pesky :icondd45: found me this time - here's the deal:

GUIDELINES :
1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesnt make sense. NO CHEATING!
4. Tag 5 ppl at their tagboard to ask them to do this!
5. Bold the questions and with the answers, give your own comments on how it relates to the questions.


How are you feeling today?
Fallin' - Alicia Keys
...rather i'd say "collapsing" - friday and after having slept a pair of hours yesterday...  (i did this yesterday but forgot to post... ;))

Will you get far in life?
Fear of Bliss - Alanis Morissette
Uh... i might even be afraid of basically anything... but as of what it means... er... :confused:

How do your friends see you?
Final Countdown - ???
Counting the seconds till i bugger off? :omg:

Will you get married?
Flinch - Alanis Morissette
Ouch! Don't say that for a joke!!! :D

What is your best friend's theme song?
Fool - Roxette
Well... i suppose to be my friend one must be... :crazy:

What is the story of your life?
Forgiven - Alanis Morissette
Well... since i keep bugging people they have to be forgiving if i haven't been beaten to death yet... O.O

What was high school like?
Forgiven not Forgotten - The Corrs
i'd rather say the opposite, i've never forgiven it for existing, so i rather forgot where it was... :D

How can you get ahead in life?
Front Row - Alanis Morissette
Uh... i usually prefer the rear... :sprint:

What is the best thing about your friends?
Frozen - Madonna
Uh... they can freeze their faces so they don't show me how annoying i am?

What is in store for this weekend?
Get This Party Started - Pink
:D i hope it's a small one tho - i don't like crowds!

What song describes you?
Gimme Some Love - Spencer Davis Group
8-)

To describe your grandparents?
God Gave Me Everything - Mick Jagger
Not really i think - they're all dead anyway (and half of them i never knew at all)

How is your life going?
Gone - Madonna
Too late... ye should've asked before... ;)

What song will they play at your funeral?
City of Angel - Goo Goo Dolls, Iris
Uh... yeah... sure... LOL!

How does the world see you?
Green Day - Minority
Er... smart as a pot plant? :slow:

Will you have a happy life?
Il Grande Raccordo Anulare - Corrado Guzzanti
:rofl: I sure hope not!!!!! (only italian people will understand that! ;))

What do your friends really think of you?
Hand in My Pocket - Alanis Morissette
Uhm... don't want to touch me with a ten foot pole? :O (weird... i washed just last easter...)

Do people secretly lust after you?
Hands Clean - Alanis Morissette
Erm... i start to see a recurrent theme in there... :evileye:

How can I make myself happy?
Hands Clean (Studio Version) - Alanis Morissette
:lmao: ... definitely! :D

What should you do with your life?
Head Over Feet - Alanis Morissette
Turn it upside down?

Will you ever have children?
Heart of the House - Alanis Morissette
Uh... could be interpreted as a "yes"? ... i'm afraid i have anurgentappointmentifyoullexcuseme :sprint:

Ahh... that should do it! :roll: As usual, no tags, but that's pretty much fun, so if you feel like it, do it! ;)

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Also, if you haven't yet - go check :iconclaudiacangini: - mayhem and... uh... something else that i can't remember right now... ;P
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